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Current Cast Members:
Grey
Flopsie
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zarniwoop
Hot Black Desiato
Oats
Tom
Angel
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Former Cast Members:
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T.W.A.I.N. (Tomcat Without An Interesting Name) is a purebred Cameo Maine
Coon. He was born in Omaha, Nebraska, and came to us as a trade for merchandise
that we were selling at a cat show. Being really stupid is a desirable trait
among show cats. This being the case, he would have done very well, had we ever
actually shown him. He is pretty much the Fabio of our cat world. Big with long
blonde hair, pretty to look at, but not very bright. Twain's
hobbies include splashing all the water out of the water dish (watch for this
behavior on the Litterbox Cam), drinking water out of glasses, eating Vaseline,
and antagonizing the other cats. His dislikes include being brushed, food bowls
that are not brimming with food, and being bathed. His favorite sleeping spot is
in the bathroom sink. . . . really |
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Marco Polo was
adopted from our local shelter as the successor to our previous office
cat, Taffy. He rules the warehouse and offices of Third
Planet Imports with an iron paw. His hobbies include lounging on the
boxes in the warehouse, chasing Styrofoam peanuts across the shipping room
floor, supervising all office personnel and extorting tuna (packed in
spring water ONLY,
Please) from his co-workers. Although his official job description
includes “mouser” to date he has only caught one mouse, which he left
on the office manager’s desk for approval. He is well known to local law
enforcement due to his skill and determination in figuring how to set off
the security system. (since fixed) He is also quite fond of "helping
out" during product photo shoots, hence his very professional
portrait.
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Trillian (registered name:
Moonrose Mostly Harmless) is Twain's cousin. O.K., it was one of those
incestuous cat breeding things where Twain mother is Trillian’s
grandmother, but they had the same father. Maybe they should be called
Arkansas (insert state name of your choice here) Coon Cats instead of
Maine Coon Cats. Jim tried to sneak Trillian into the household thinking no
one would notice since she looked so much like Twain The ruse was
successful for a short time, until Twain got an inkling that maybe there
was something fishy about that story. Whereas Twain is the Fabio of our
cat world, Trillian is the Calista Flockhart. She is an exceptionally thin
cat who
seems to pride herself on not eating. |
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